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Thursday, March 5, 2009

HOTlanta!

Hampton, Georgia plays host to this weekends NASCAR series races. The Camping World Truck Series and the Sprint Cup Series will run at Atlanta Motor Speedway (AMS), on Saturday afternoon (SPEED, 1:30 pm) and Sunday afternoon (FOX, 1:30pm), respectively. The Nationwide Series is off-track until March 21 (Bristol Motor Speedway).

AMS has always been a favorite track of mine, to watch and to race on Playstation2. Mostly, I like it because it is F-A-S-T, but a controlled fast (unlike Daytona or Talledega). It is a 1.54-mile, D-Shaped oval, with 24-degree banking in all four turns. The straightways flatten out to 5-degrees, coming out of the turns, but do so with a pretty sweet transition. The drivers can just about mat the gas pedal all the way around the track, and there is plenty room for side-by-side racing. You have to be a little careful coming out of turn 4, and through the start-finish stretch, as racing can get a little tight there. Although I expect this weekends event to be a great race, am I absolutely psyched about the September 6 race. That race will be the first race for AMS, with the new Labor Day race date, but most exciting to me is that it will be AMS's first ever Cup series NIGHT RACE!!

The 2008 season at AMS featured wins by Kyle Busch (Spring race) and Carl Edwards (Fall race). I think the odds are pretty high for another weekend sweep by Kyle "Shrubby" Busch. But not so fast, Shrubby!

TOP-5 PREDICTION
1) Jeff Gordon
2) Dale Jr.
3) Kyle Busch
4) Jimmie Johnson
5) Tony Stewart

SPECIAL PAINT SCHEMES
Aric Almirola - Cub Cadet
Casey Mears - DirecTV
Clint Bowyer - BB&T
Jeff Gordon - National Guard Youth Challenge Program
Pual Menard - Pittsburgh Paints
Reed Sorenson - Super 8 Motels

INTERESTING SIDENOTE
Geoffrey Bodine (Gunselman Motorsports, No. 64 Toyota) and Todd Bodine (Germian Racing, No. 35 Toyota) will be attempting to start their first Cup series race together, since September 19, 2004 (Sylvania 300, New Hampshire Motor Speedway). In that race, Todd finished 23rd, and Geoff 41st. Geoff owns the AMS qualifying speed record of 197.498mph (1997).

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Posto Uno - Las Vegas Motor Speedway, Week 03

Alright, I kinda stumbled into this, but hey, let's roll with it. I hope somebody will get a kick out of this blog; it might even be me.

Notes of interest regarding my NASCARdom:
*Hometown = Owensboro, Kentucky
*Hometown/Favorite Driver = Mikey Waltrip, anyone named Waltrip, Green or Mayfield
*Fan since 1979
*Attended 5 Cup events at Richmond International Raceway (no other races attended)
*NASCAR Fantasy contender

I shall now proceed with my first ever blog post; Posto Uno. We'll start it off simple, with a brief rant on batch engine parts.

What in the world is up with these parts suppliers, so far, this season? Holy guacamole! Lifters to the left, lifters to the right, lifters dropping valves like hot... uh... pistons. Yea, pistons. Gees! Hendrick, Gibbs, Earnhardt-Gannassi, my beloved Michael Waltrip Racing, and (God help us) Roush-Fenway. They've all had their batches of bad engine parts and subsequent blown engines. I can't remember such a mess in the first three weeks of a season. Who's gonna get hit this week? Yates and Penske are the only two big-team survivors. Somehow, every motor survived the Daytona 500.

So here's the breakdown, to the best I could quickly gather, of teams who either lost engines in the race or at some point during qualifying/practice (no instances durnig Daytona).

MWR (Toyota) - 4
Red Bull Racing (Toyota) - 4
Hendrick (Chevy) - 3 (poor Mark Martin had 2)
Roush-Fenway (Ford) - 3
JGR (Toyota) - 1
RCR (Chevy) - 1
Earnhardt-Gannassi (Chevy) - 1
Germain (Toyota) - 1

Just an observation. It will get better, but it seemed like the big teams got bitten by the batch bug.

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